Wednesday, February 15, 2012

dear MinusL

I know I'm married and all, but I love you. You and your tasty array of lactose frei products make my life so much better and calcium enriched. Please come to America so I don't have to miss you when I go back home.

sincerely,

your loyal fan


ps, here's a shout out to you, Commissary, for having Lactaid pills in stock. Thanks for helping a girl out when the German grocery store is not on the agenda for the day.

le sigh, it seems so unfair that I love dairy so much and it doesn't return the feeling. Rude.

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